Oh Ron
You were so glad when you
Got that Krum figurine

But now, things have changed
Or so it seems
And we wonder if it's because of Hermione

Because after the Yule Ball
I found the missing arm of Viktor Krum
Underneath my bed

Oh Ron
As a wizard, we expect a little more from you
Because at Hogwarts, they don't teach
Hokey stuff like voodoo

You should know that dismembering figurines
Of your enemies won't help you impress Hermione
She's not interested in mutilated toys

What is with you and her?